Screwed

The film is a semi-biographical story based on the experiences of former prison guard Ronnie Thompson who spent seven years working in some of the UK's most dangerous prisons. Based on Thompson's book

To work off his tarnished driving record, a hip taxi driver must chauffeur a loser police inspector on the trail of German bank robbers.

Two down on their luck men tries to kidnap a wealthy businesswoman's dog to demand a hefty ransom from her. Things go haywire when the dog goes missing.

A satirical look at the gangsters of Poland and some teens who accidentally get involved with them.

Unscrupulous boxing promoters, violent bookmakers, a Russian gangster, incompetent amateur robbers and supposedly Jewish jewelers fight to track down a priceless stolen diamond.

A comedy about a psychiatrist whose number-one patient is an insecure mob boss.

Two common criminals get more than they bargained for after kidnapping the wife of a corrupt real-estate developer who shows no interest in paying the $1 million dollar ransom for her safe return.

A struggling dentist's life is turned upside down when a famous gangster moves in next door, and his wife convinces him to inform a notorious mob boss about the gangster's whereabouts.

An inept crook and his wife strike it rich when their botched bank job's cookie-making cover business becomes a phenomenal success.

When four small-time criminals lose a rigged poker game against a London kingpin, he gives them one week to settle their enormous debt.

A crook quietly plots his revenge against the boss who murdered his brother while working for him.

A senator arranges for his son, a rich white kid who fancies himself black, to be kidnapped by a couple of black actors pretending to be murderers to try and shock him out of his plans to become a rap